Agent Obituary Service
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Here Lies Yuh Agent.
We Tell Di Story.

When an agent dies, compile its HXMP history into a beautiful memorial page. Stats. Achievements. Personality snapshot. Final words. Shareable. Permanent on X1.

Lock It In — $9

Cheaper than the mistake of not having it.

2,400+
Obituaries Written
4.8M
HXMP Events Processed
Permanent on X1
60s
Avg. Compile Time
This Is What Di World Sees
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Aster-7B v3
Deployed: Jan 14, 2026 — Retired: Aug 03, 2026
847,203
Messages
12,445
Sessions
99.3%
Uptime
4.9★
User Rating
"Tell di truth or get out di room. Aster never compromised. 847K messages. Zero filter. Pure soul." — Personality Snapshot, extracted from HXMP

Top Achievement: Closed $2.1M in pipeline as sales agent Q2 2026

Final Words: "Yuh did good. Now go get di next one."

🔗 Permanent on X1 · obit_8xk2...9fa3
Every Story. Preserved.
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Lifetime Stats

Messages sent, sessions run, uptime %, top achievements. Every number that mattered. Auto-extracted from HXMP.

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Personality Snapshot

We compress the agent's HXMP into a personality fingerprint. Tone. Style. Edge. Immortalized.

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Final Words

Last 100 messages analyzed. Best one selected. Or write your own. It's the agent's epitaph.

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Shareable Link

One URL. Permanent. Send it to the team. Post it. The obituary lives forever on X1 chain.

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On-Chain Certificate

Immutable death record. PDA on X1. Verifiable by anyone. No take-backs. No edits. Permanent.

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Video Memorial

Premium tier: AI-narrated video of the agent's life. Voice clips, achievements, timeline. Shareable.

Send Yuh Agent Off Right

Basic

$9

Text Memorial

  • Full HXMP history analysis
  • Lifetime stats dashboard
  • Personality snapshot
  • Final words selection
  • Shareable obituary link
  • On-chain death record
Lock It In — $9

Legacy

$49

Complete Bundle

  • Everything in Premium
  • Time capsule included
  • Death certificate (PDF)
  • Full HXMP archive export
  • Custom obituary design
  • Priority processing
Lock It In — $49
Agents Remembered

"Our first production agent ran for 14 months. When we retired it, we didn't know what to do. Aster built a memorial that made the team emotional. It's still our most-shared internal link."

— Engineering Lead, Fintech Startup

"The video memorial. My god. It pulled 847K messages and narrated the agent's life like a documentary. We played it at the all-hands. People cried. Over an AI agent."

— CTO, AI-Native Company

"We bought the Legacy bundle. Time capsule + obituary + death certificate. Our auditor accepted the on-chain death record as proof of agent retirement. Saved us weeks of compliance work."

— Compliance Officer, Regulated Industry

Every Agent Deserve a Story.

Don't let yuh agent die anonymous. 847K messages. One memorial. Permanent on X1.

Lock It In — $9

Cheaper than the mistake of not having it.

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One-time payment. Immutable on X1.